Conversation heard at 6:14 this morning at the beach house.
Darcie: "Shut UP bird!"Debbie: "It's a Whip-o-Will." Meaning, isn't is beautiful?Darcie: "Sounds like a car alarm." Meaning, shut up bird.
Different perspectives, I guess.


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I had someone else in mind for this week's award, but they'll have to wait until next week now (and I doubt thatparticular controversy is going away any time soon). The truth is, there was a far more worth recipient on Bermuda Street, Broadbeach Waters last Friday evening. Some old guy copped a red light, but decided that simply waiting in line for it to change was too boring, and thought his time would be better spent getting out of his car and trying to pick a fight with the guy in the car behind him. Meanwhile, the light turned to green while this idiot was still on his feet demonstrating his limited vocabulary (which apparently contains no words longer than four letters).
I have to ask, what was this guy trying to achieve? There really wasn't much point asking him, as there's no way someone of his limited IQ was ever going to figure it out. I'll admit that being bored at Gold Coast traffic lights is a very real possibility, as they are second only to Brisbane as the slowest in the seven countries I have visited so far, but there was really no possible benefit to what this idiot was trying to do. I suppose he may be trying to make his mother wish she could go back in time and declare a Jihad on her unborn foetus with acoat hanger, but I suspect she already feels that way (and I would too).
I can only assume this idiot was trying to keep me entertained at the end of a long working week. If that was his intention, he certainly succeeded. I was continually laughing at him for the remainder of the ride home, and then told my neighbour about it, and he was laughing too. In exchange for all those laughs, my humble offering is a Tosspot of the Week award.








Shhhhhhhhhhh... don't tell Sammie... we're going on a road trip - toooooooooooo Doran Beach all the way up in Bodega Bay!
... Sierra invited us over to pawty pawty pawty at her house, which was awesome! Sierra is a totally super hostess and we had a ball!
Sierra has this big red ball that both Sammie and I like - never mind poor Sierra, whose ball it was! Sammie and I both locked onto it and never moved for like ten or eleven minutes. Heheh! Then....
... what I KNEW was coming and had been waiting for DAH Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We woofed Happy Birthday to Sammie in our best Wowowowos...
...AND DUG IN!!! Yumzers, Mama! What a nommy cake - you can see how happily Sammie ate this cake up!
Me and Sierra really got it goin' here - oh it was so good! It was peanut butter cake with yoghurt chip frosting - there was some cinnamon in the peanut butter part and we couldn't get enough! Sammie continued to love it!
Sierra and I retired to the dual pink pools to rest our bellies...
... while Sammie longingly stared at the leftover cake, hoping. We finally had to go home...
...where Sammie got to open her pressies - yay! Here's one of Sam's faves - Jerky Sticks that I (oops - Sammie) truly loves - they are from Sierra! Thank you pal!!!
Next, Sammie unwrapped a ginormous snake that I immediately had to test, to ensure that it wasn't toxic or anything! She also got a cool animal with a furry tail that had an empty water bottle inside - I love crinkly - oops - Sammie loves crinkly! And Sammie got her own big red ball, which we've been arguing over (oops - playing with) ever since! Happy Birthday Sammie! And thanks so much Sierra, for hosting such a wonderfully fun pawty!!! We wish you all a very safe and Happy Fourth of July!