Smallness

I'm going to ride my bike at lunch today.
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There are 3 chocolate cupcakes sitting in the kitchen. I'm thinking of taking 2. One for now and one for after lunch, after I ride, for that "right after you ride and you can eat just about anything to get your blood sugar back up" window. What's that called again?
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Last week my friend called me to inform me that while his son was at our house, he and my son had found naked pictures on the internet. Thankfully he's a good friend and found the whole scenario hilarious.
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I have achy legs. Maybe it was all the bending down to clean the bathroom floor. I wish I could say it was from all the long hours on the bike.
My legs are up on my desk.
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Last night for valentines day dinner we went to the "manshack" and had steamed crawdads. Is that how you spell crawdads?
Manshack is a group of Morgan's guy friends who hang out every Wednesday night in a shack behind one of the guys' house. They drink beer, grill meat, eat with their fingers off the grill, pee in the bushes and talk shit. And it's only guys.
For valentines day, the women folk and children were allowed to come. Lulu took these pictures.

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Tonight we're going to see that night with "da" pros thing by Clif Bar and I still don't have anyone to watch the kids. One of us might have to sacrifice and stay home.
Why do I procrastinate like this?
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Grandma is taking the kids for a few days this weekend. That's so luxurious. A few days of nice long rides and nice long dinners and maybe gardening or maybe watching the tour of C.
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On the last day in Toronto I stood in the CN Tower on the glass floor. It was very uncomfortable.

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Toothpaste is globbed onto a big spot on my red leather couch. I don't know how to get it off. It seems to have stained.
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Pineapples are a pain in the ass. They usually sit on top of our fridge until they get all mushy because I hate their process. Same with mangos and kiwis. I like convenient fruit. Fruit for which all I have to do is, instruct from my chair, to make sure they wash the item before they eat it.
I don't want to get up and then cut the top off and the bottom off and the skin off and then slice it up in little pieces and then it's all gone in 30 seconds with stickiness all over the little hands and floor and table.
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Apples are perfect fruits. Grab, wash and then eat for 5 minutes, throw core in compost. Done.